We start the episode off at Dracula’s castle. JK its
Sisyphus’s castle and that boy got something up his sleeves. His wife be all
like boy this is foolish and he is like girl I know what’s I am doing. We find
out he is going to die and that he is going to steal death so that he doesn’t
well…DIE.
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Nothing Fucked up going on here
So death show’s up and she is HOT and he traps her cause she
must have been hungry cause he was like have something to eat and she was ok.
We find out that she needs to hold her candle otherwise it will burn out and
then no one will die. Sisyphus is like I can handle that.
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| So now I can't eat or have my candle? |
Gabrielle and Xena are walking through a meadow they see a
young couple kissing. Gabrielle says, gee their having fun, and states she
doesn’t envy them. She says what does she have that I don’t besides love. Poor
little Gabby HEY HER OUTFIT IS DIFFERENT!!
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| See duck lips Gabby it's all about Duck lips |
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| Bitch Please! |
Of course some bad dudes show up and then Xena kills the
leader only that boy don’t die. ZOMBIES!!! Ahhhh! An earthquake happens, and
Xena pulls out her sword LOL you can’t fight mother nature BITCH. Only it was
just Hades coming to earth to tell Xena his sister death had been captured and
he needed Xena to go save her.
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Yo Xena go save my Sister I got shit to do
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So Gabrielle and Xena head off to get death at Sisyphus’s
Dracula layer. They come across a group of people who are suffering. Xena gives
them aspirin. Gabrielle meets a boy. The
bad guys from the beginning show back up, and are like we zombies now. Xena is
like I know idiots. She gets rid of em and then the bad guy goes back to his
posse of bad guys and they stab each other cause they won’t die. Major story
flaw the reason Xena needs to free Death is to stop suffering. But the bad guys
in this episode can stab each other and feel little to no pain. Just saying.
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| Everyone else feels pain. I felt pain before pain was felt. |
Gabrielle asks Xena what she thinks of her new guy friend.
She just rolls her eyes. Says he’s nice, and Gabrielle boasts he is way more
than nice. Xena is like fine he’s more than nice and tells her to go with him
to the hospital. Xena is going on without them. Gabrielle and her boy toy are
at the hospital but Gabrielle can’t seem to stop thinking about Xena. So they
go after her.
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| Yea, he's great. |
Xena meets up with Sisyphus and sees death and is all like
boy you crazy let death go he is like I can’t I don’t want to die. Then puts
her down a trap door, Gabrielle and the boyfriend get separated cause the
castle be full of traps he ends up with Xena and the Zombie dudes are after
them in the castle. The boy grew up in the castle cause his mama used to work
for the king. That was just a SIDENOTE!
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| My friend who is way more capable of handling herself needs me! |
Gabby is hiding from the zombie dude when a rat almost RATS
on her. Then you see Xena and the boy escaping and then a bunch of rats fall on
them oh Rats!
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| Fuck ThIS! |
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| No FUCK THIS! |
Sisyphus’s wife does not like the idea of death hanging
around the house so she helps Xena. We find out that the boy Gabrielle is in
love with is going to die. He was just heading back to see the area one last
time. Tear.
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| What a lovely home. |
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| What is love Baby don't hurt me. |
Xena meets up with King Sisyphus and convinces him to let
death go. When the zombie dudes break in and start shit, so she has to deal
with that. Of course she wins. Death is
released and is able to do her thing.
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| I don't want to leave my money with you! |
Gabrielle finds out that her man candy is going to die she
is a little pissed but she gets over it. Sisyphus goes with death and so does
Gabrielle’s man. She is upset in Xena’s arms and that is literally how the
episode ends.
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| Take Xena!!! |
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| I am more upset than I should be |
